Rob Reiner quotes from South Park

I'm not Rita Poon, I'm Rob Reiner. And you've just been Reiner'd!

Cartman

I don't idolize you anymore, asshole! [grabs the fork and stabs on Rob Reiner's belly]

My goo! My precious goo!

[takes his guests to a lab, which has a machine, a duplicator of sorts] Here it is, friends. Once we have Muhammad, this machine will give us his power to not be made fun of.

Tom, Tom, you're talking crazy, mate. Only Muhammad has that ability. How could we ever get it from him?

We take his goo. [eating a burger] It's as simple as that, people.

Rob Reiner has been telling me about the goo which is inside every person on Earth.

Any goo can be harvested from a person's body, and easily placed into another.

Cartman

Wait, you mean, we aren't gonna sue and get a bunch of money?

No, Jen. We've all got enough money.

Yes, who needs more money? We need to get Muhammad's goo! Yes, yes! Arriba arriba!

You're gonna give Muhammad to gingers instead of us, just because they are threatening you with violence?!

Well yeah.

Oh, we could play that game too! You wanna see violence, you got it! [throws the phone down, destroying it] Goddamned stupid assholes! They wanna play rough?! Okay! Spielberg, go and get some automatic rifles! [walks up to a couch on which Oprah is seated and starts jumping up and down on it quite aggressively] We'll go in there and we're gonna take Muhammad by force! And we're gonna show 'em that-

Tom, Tom! We can't be seen getting violent!

Yeah, that would kill all our careers.

[still jumping on the couch] But the only way we're gonna get Muhammad now is by getting just as violent with South Park as the gingers!

Fine, then let's have her do it!

[stops jumping] Her who?

You know. [softly] Her.

[softly] Oh, right. Her.

[frightened] My God, she's even more terrifying than I remember.

Tom, Barbra Streisand hasn't been active for a long time. Are we sure we want to do this?

Mrs. Streisand was blown apart in the town of South Park. She's probably more angry at that town than any of us.

Power her up! Release the kiken!

Hey Barbra. It's me, Rob Reiner. [she breathes hot air on the crowd, and they try to block the air] Listen, Babs, we're takin' on the town of South Park and we really need your help.

We figured you're pissed off at South Park too, right Ms. Streisand? [she reacts fiercely, running her saw into the holding structure behind her] Oh, she's pissed alright.