Betsy quotes from South Park

Betsy

What is that?

A toilet.

Betsy

That's right, it's a toilet, Clyde! And where is the toilet seat? It's up! (And why?) Because you left it up, again! We've been through this countless times, Clyde!

Okay, Mom, just not in front of my friends, okay?

Betsy

No, not okay, because you are getting the message! What if I'd fallen in it?! START LISTENING TO ME! Put it down! PUT IT DOWN! [Clyde quickly puts the toilet seat down; walks out of the bathroom] Thank you. [walks away]

Betsy

[off-screen] Clyde?! Clyde?! [enters Mr. Garrison's classroom] There you are!

Mom?

Betsy

Clyde Donovan, you come home this instant!

Why?

Betsy

What have I told you about putting the toilet seat down after you go to the bathroom?!

Mom, I'm in class.

Betsy

How many times do I have to tell you, Clyde?! I was trying to get ready for work and the toilet seat was up, again!

Betsy, come back home. It's just not that big a deal.

Betsy

No, Roger, it's a disgusting habit, and I am sick and tired of it! If I had sat down, I would've gotten toilet water all over my vagina!

Butters

My grandma's from Virginia.

Betsy

You are coming home right now, Clyde, and you are putting the toilet seat down where it belongs! Let's go!

[intervening Betsy and Nelly's fight] Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, break it up, break it up! [pushes them away from each other]

She's rubbing everyone's noses in her Labubus!

Both of you to the counselor's office, NOW!

Betsy

She totally started it!

Oh, my God, shut up, I did not!

Betsy

[points to Nelly] She came up to me at my locker with her Labubu and started talking shit!

[points back at Betsy] You talk shit about my Labubus everyday, whore!

[breathes in; perplexed] Yeah, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you.

Betsy

Tell her to stop saying my Labubus are knock offs!

I'm sorry, what is a Labubu?

It's a little monster accessory.

Betsy

They come in blind boxes so you never know which one you're gonna get.

Like, you could just luck out and get a Time To Chill Out Pajama Gold Labubu.

Betsy

[uplifting] Oh my god, that one's so cute!

It's so cute, right?

Uh, all right, ladies, why don't you just, give me the dolls until the end of the school day?

That's not fair!

[takes their Labubus] Go on out to recess, and you can pick up your Labubus after school.

Wow. What kind of counseling was that?

Betsy

I don't know. Jesus sucks, dude.

The older counselor was so much better.