What is that?
A toilet.
That's right, it's a toilet, Clyde! And where is the toilet seat? It's up! (And why?) Because you left it up, again! We've been through this countless times, Clyde!
Okay, Mom, just not in front of my friends, okay?
No, not okay, because you are getting the message! What if I'd fallen in it?! START LISTENING TO ME! Put it down! PUT IT DOWN! [Clyde quickly puts the toilet seat down; walks out of the bathroom] Thank you. [walks away]
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