[intervening Betsy and Nelly's fight] Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, break it up, break it up! [pushes them away from each other]
She's rubbing everyone's noses in her Labubus!
Both of you to the counselor's office, NOW!
[Cut to the girls in the counselor's office]
She totally started it!
Oh, my God, shut up, I did not!
[points to Nelly] She came up to me at my locker with her Labubu and started talking shit!
[points back at Betsy] You talk shit about my Labubus everyday, whore!
[breathes in; perplexed] Yeah, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you.
Tell her to stop saying my Labubus are knock offs!
I'm sorry, what is a Labubu?
It's a little monster accessory.
They come in blind boxes so you never know which one you're gonna get.
Like, you could just luck out and get a Time To Chill Out Pajama Gold Labubu.
[uplifting] Oh my god, that one's so cute!
It's so cute, right?
Uh, all right, ladies, why don't you just, give me the dolls until the end of the school day?
That's not fair!
[takes their Labubus] Go on out to recess, and you can pick up your Labubus after school.
[Nelly and Betsy hop down from the seats and head to the door, leaving the office]
Wow. What kind of counseling was that?
I don't know. Jesus sucks, dude.
The older counselor was so much better.
