[off-screen] Clyde?! Clyde?! [enters Mr. Garrison's classroom] There you are!
Mom?
Clyde Donovan, you come home this instant!
Why?
What have I told you about putting the toilet seat down after you go to the bathroom?!
Mom, I'm in class.
How many times do I have to tell you, Clyde?! I was trying to get ready for work and the toilet seat was up, again!
Betsy, come back home. It's just not that big a deal.
No, Roger, it's a disgusting habit, and I am sick and tired of it! If I had sat down, I would've gotten toilet water all over my vagina!
My grandma's from Virginia.
You are coming home right now, Clyde, and you are putting the toilet seat down where it belongs! Let's go!
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