Nathan quotes from South Park

[being sexually assaulted by a shark] No, not the shark again! NO, NOT THE SHARK AGAIN!

How can people be so ineffectual, Mimsy?

Dah, I don't know, boss.

These are supposed to be men who care about their occupation.

Dah, maybe if they're that incompetent we shouldn't be trying to save their jobs. Maybe Handicar is a kind of natural selection where more diligent workers are weeding out the useless ones. DEEERRR!

Jimmy

"Tragedy at gunshow?" What happened at the gun show?

Not what happened, what's going to happen. The final sweeping underneath the rug. By this time tomorrow nobody will be asking questions ever again. The ads will have won. And I will be... The man.

I think the ads are playin' yo' ass.

[slaps her across the face] Shut up Classiii!

Oh heeelllllll no!

What?

Oh hell no! Yo' Down's Syndrome ass just slapped me! I'mo break your dick off! [picks him up and slams him into the glass wall that doubles as a window]

Hang on, Classi, I'm sorry.

[punches him] I will bust yo' fuckin' ass! [punches him again] I will bust yo' f**kin' nose! I ain't no Mimsy, asshole! [punches him repeatedly] I'm a clasy bitch! And I do not, want ads, controllin' my news! [she lets a thoroughly beaten Nathan slide to the floor]

Jimmy

Classi, thank you!

You need my help? You got it!

Jimmy

I need your phone to call Officer Barbrady. And we have to get to that gun show, fast!

Quick! To the Classi mobile!

Little girl, stop! It doesn't have to end this way.

Cartman

[coming through] Move aside! Move aside! [panting to catch his breath] Heidi, seriously, you need to listen to me!

Heidi

[also panting to catch her breath] I don't… have to listen… to anybody!

Cartman

Yes, yes you do! You need to listen!

Heidi

Fuck you!

Cartman

No, fuck you!

Little girl, please! What you have in your hand is very special.

Heidi

Well, I'm sick of everyone treating me like shit!

Think about the NFL. How much joy it brings to everyone!

Don't listen to them. Give the water bears to me. I deserve all the fame and bitches.

Cartman

Heidi, you've gotta stop being so angry.

Look, if you- if you don't do it for the NFL, what about humanity? Those creatures are showing the first signs of sentience. Think about what they could mean for science. For medicine. Making people better.

Cartman

Come on, babe. We all want the old Heidi back.

Heidi

[looks up at the balcony, noticing Wendy, Theresa, and Isla looking down upon her, looks down at the water bears, then looks up again] Screw all you guys! [chugs down the whole fish bowl, killing the water bears]

[shocked with horror] NO!!!!