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S21 E8

South Park · Season 21, Episode 8

Jerry, Cartman and others in “Moss Piglets”

[The NFL Owners, Special Ed Kids, PC Principal, Mr. Mackey, and Cartman all chase after Heidi and corner her in the school foyer while she's carrying the water bears]

JJerry

Little girl, stop! It doesn't have to end this way.

[coming through] Move aside! Move aside! [panting to catch his breath] Heidi, seriously, you need to listen to me!

[also panting to catch her breath] I don't… have to listen… to anybody!

Yes, yes you do! You need to listen!

Fuck you!

No, fuck you!

JJerry

Little girl, please! What you have in your hand is very special.

Well, I'm sick of everyone treating me like shit!

JJerry

Think about the NFL. How much joy it brings to everyone!

Don't listen to them. Give the water bears to me. I deserve all the fame and bitches.

Heidi, you've gotta stop being so angry.

JJerry

Look, if you- if you don't do it for the NFL, what about humanity? Those creatures are showing the first signs of sentience. Think about what they could mean for science. For medicine. Making people better.

Come on, babe. We all want the old Heidi back.

[looks up at the balcony, noticing Wendy, Theresa, and Isla looking down upon her, looks down at the water bears, then looks up again] Screw all you guys! [chugs down the whole fish bowl, killing the water bears]

NONFL Owners & Special Ed Kids

[shocked with horror] NO!!!!

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