Mike quotes from South Park

Cartman

Mike.

How we doing?

Cartman

We got a sick kid here, Mike. Did you get the other things?

Well, I did manage to get the FDA to officially change "veal" to "tortured baby cow," but I couldn't get North or South Dakota.

Cartman

Oh, Mike, you're breaking my balls!

All right that's it. You are in fact the worst negotiator I've ever seen in action.

All right, I'll give you that. But in exchange I want 3 staples.

Get the hell out of here!

I don't have a World of Warcraft account, do you?

No, I have a life!

Butters

Oh, creatures of the night I seek audience to engage with thee in unholy darkness and thus do... and thus do unto your bidding!

What?

Butters

Oh... er... I wanna be a vampire.

Alright, listen up. Once we find our friend, we've gotta torch the place and get out.

[coughs] Dude, Edgar, can you not smoke in the car?

It is your name, isn't it?

That's the name my stupid parents gave me! I like to be called by my Goth name: Night Pain.

Oh, God.

What? You guys are posers!

Hey, just so you all know, if one of you ain't who you say they is, and we get inside that base and you reveal you're actually one of them Emo motherfuckers in disguise, I WILL go crazy on yo' ass!

If one of us is a traitor, it's probably your wannabe vampire leader.

Oh, fuck off, NightPain.

Make me, poser.