(When the Goth kids change into normal clothes.)
Well... at least no one can refer to us as vampire kids now.
[A football rolls in front of them.]
FKFootball kid
It went this way.
FKFootball kid 2
Yeah, it's over there by that fat girl, the big nosed kid, the midget and the kid with pock marks on his face.
[The first kid goes over to the collect the ball, then leaves.]
So we're back to that, are we?
Let's get outta these freaking Gap clothes.
GSGoth Singer
Goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time!
MHMichael, Henrietta Biggle
Death and sadness everywhere, loneliness and degradation!
GSGoth Singer
Goin' down to South Park, gonna take my woes with me!
Nightmares every night, posers spouting "Let's go shopping!"
GSGoth Singer
Heading out to South Park, cause I cannot unwind!
FFirkle
I like spiders, loss and rain, I'm only happy when I'm in pain!
GSGoth Singer
So I'm goin' down to South Park... to die!
WWorker
All right now, you say that you witnessed your friend being abused by her parents.
Yes. They called her an emo.
WWorker
What's wrong with that?
Emos suck! Their vile, self-pitying, depressed assholes!
WWorker
So, why do you think they called her that?
Because she's Goth, and some ignorant people don't know the difference!
WWorker
What is the difference?
Oh my God! They're totally different!
WWorker
Okay, different how?
They're, you know, one is good and an' emos are horrible! [flips hair] You're, you know... They're posers!
FFirkle
Emos suck my Goth balls.
Alright. alright, think of it this way: a goth believes that deep down the world is totally fucked up. But an emo thinks that deep down, they are totally fucked up.
WWorker
That's not much of a difference.
That's a huge fucking difference!
Okay. okay, look, emos are more prone to suicide.
But goths are more prone to be depressed that so many people commit suicide.
Goth's darkness is nihilistic whereas Emos is cynical.
Wait, I thought we were cynical. Whatever, it doesn't matter.
No, see, you're nihilistic.
[Pete, Michael and Firkle wait at a bus stop for Henrietta to arrive]
What if she comes back, and she's all preppy and conformist?
She's only been there two weeks. They can't have changed her that much. Can they have?
[the bus arrives and opens the doors; Henrietta appears]
What the hell have they done to you?
What do you mean? They couldn't do anything. They can't fix me. They don't even understand me. [walks away]
Oh, my God, it's worse than we thought! They made her emo!
Alright, listen up. Once we find our friend, we've gotta torch the place and get out.
FFirkle
[coughs] Dude, Edgar, can you not smoke in the car?
Poe You can't tell me what to do! Who elected you the mayor of me?!
Pete Cut it out, Edgar! It's annoying everybody!
Poe God, you guys are so lame! And if you want my help, you'd better all stop calling me Edgar.
BVBlack Vamp
It is your name, isn't it?
PPoe
That's the name my stupid parents gave me! I like to be called by my Goth name: Night Pain.
PPoe
What? You guys are posers!
BVBlack Vamp
Hey, just so you all know, if one of you ain't who you say they is, and we get inside that base and you reveal you're actually one of them Emo motherfuckers in disguise, I WILL go crazy on yo' ass!
PPoe
If one of us is a traitor, it's probably your wannabe vampire leader.
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