Alright, listen up. Once we find our friend, we've gotta torch the place and get out.
[coughs] Dude, Edgar, can you not smoke in the car?
Poe You can't tell me what to do! Who elected you the mayor of me?!
Pete Cut it out, Edgar! It's annoying everybody!
Poe God, you guys are so lame! And if you want my help, you'd better all stop calling me Edgar.
It is your name, isn't it?
That's the name my stupid parents gave me! I like to be called by my Goth name: Night Pain.
Oh, God.
What? You guys are posers!
Hey, just so you all know, if one of you ain't who you say they is, and we get inside that base and you reveal you're actually one of them Emo motherfuckers in disguise, I WILL go crazy on yo' ass!
If one of us is a traitor, it's probably your wannabe vampire leader.
Oh, fuck off, NightPain.
Make me, poser.
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