Jimbo quotes from South Park, page 2 ... TV Quotes Database

Mayor, we do not have the resources to deal with this situation. A full evacuation is impossible!

Jesus Christ, what are we supposed to do?!

JJimbo

We have to give in to their demands!

I'm sorry, Muhammad, but we're going to have to give you over to the gingers.

S14 E5 200

(Randy interrogates the Situation guy strapped to a chair)

Alright Mr. Situation, we'll try this again! Why are you people doing this?!

SThe Situation

Well I told you, it's uh just a Jersey thing.

(In response, Randy punches him hard on the left cheek)

What does that mean?!

SThe Situation

You just don't understand. It's uh it's just, just a Jersey thing.

(Randy punches him again, kicks him with the left foot, punches him with the left hand, kicks him on the side of his head with the right foot)

Stop playing stupid!

JJimbo

Maybe he really is stupid, Randy.

[to Jimbo] Nobody's this stupid! [to the Situation guy again] What are you people planning?!

SThe Situation

It's just a Jersey thing, you know? Ya, you just gotta be from Jersey to get it.

JJimbo

Where are you goin', Ned?

I'm getting my white ass outta here.

[ManBearPig appears behind Ned, getting the latter's attention]

Stan [upon seeing ManBearPig]: What the fuck?!

JJimbo

Jesus Christ! [fires at ManBearPig]

Ned [running from ManBearPig]: Heeeelp meeeeee!

[ManBearPig attacks Ned then carries him away, leaving Jimbo, Stan, and Randy horrified]

JJimbo

Ned!

S22 E6 Time to Get Cereal

Jimbo quotes from South Park