Eric Cartman quotes from South Park

Cartman

I'm not gonna be part of a fucking minority!

Cartman

Don't be such a Jew, Stan.

Cartman

Uh, guys? Did Chef seem a little, uh...trippy to you?

Cartman

Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? Jewbs.

Cartman

San Francisco is the breeding ground of hippies!

Cartman

That's different! I'm just a little boy! That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would you feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on television that made fun of Jews all the time? Huh?!

Cartman

[about Family Guy] It's wrong! It's WROOONG!

Cartman

Oh my god, is that Tim McGraw?

Cartman

I did it! I...am...GOD!

Cartman

Well, Kyle, I guess it was inevitable.

Cartman

Ow! Kyle, stop it! No, Kyle, that's too hard!

Cartman

If I miss dinner, I'm going to be so pissed off!

Cartman

Goddamn it, Mom! I'm your son and you will listen to me!

Cartman

SUCK MY FUCKING ASSHOLE TACO VENDOR!!!!

Cartman

What the hell is this?! Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad? This is just like Auschwitz!

Cartman

Yes! I've lost almost ten pounds now. You see what I mean? I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now!