Eric Cartman quotes from South Park

Cartman

Stop trying to Bogart my Xbox, you fat bitch!

Cartman

Prepare to charge! Scroll over him with your mouse cursors and...right click!

Cartman

[all have died after attempting to outnumber and overpower The Rogue Player, with only Cartman's character left alive] No! Leave me alone! Don't do this! [The Rouge kills him and jumps around the fallen players as if he's taunting them. Cut to an enraged Cartman]

Cartman

[throws off his headset in fury] GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

Cartman

Go with Christ, bro.

Cartman

[singing]

Cartman

[singing]

Cartman

Well, once again, the Dawg has prevailed. I hope you've learned kids, that if you don't go with Christ, you could end up just like that splattered bitch down on the pavement.

Cartman

We can do this the easy way, or we can do it Doggie style.

Cartman

Do you know what this is? This is apple juice! It gives me super bad farts!

Cartman

[to Thomas] Isn't having Tourettes awesome?

Cartman

This Saturday I will go on national television, live. I will say horrible things on the air. Despicable things! And people will call me brave.

Cartman

Finally, my wish of going public with my illness can come true. Goddamn Jews! Suck my ass-barf!

Cartman

This Saturday I will actually say anything I want on national television. I'm going to blast the Jews, Kyle. I'm going to call them every name in the book, and people will call it brilliant television. They'll probably give me an Emmy.

Cartman

Titty sprinkles!

Cartman

[Sees Family Guy] No! Nooo! [Frantically turns off the TV] We are not resorting to that!