(Grif and Simmons are arguing)
Can it, you two.
AAndy
Yeah! You're giving me a headache!
Andy? Is that you?
AAndy
No, I'm the other talking bomb, Francis! Pleased to meet you, ya dickhead!
S5Uncommunicado (Episode 97)
AAndy
Oh, Hey Lopez.
MEH (caption: Up Yours.)
S5Same Old, Same Old (Episode 98)
(Running straight towards Wyoming and Gary the Tank from across the field):
Church! I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!
It's the idiot! Take care of him.
GGary
Right.
Caboose! No! Stay back! Don't get near the tank! (Gary opens fire on Caboose) tank-!
Uuuggaah!!!
Caboose! NOOOOOO!
Whoa, looks like the blue one just got killed by their own tank.
A blue got killed by their own tank. Man, I just had the weirdest sense of deja vu.
GGrif
Hey, speaking of getting tanked, we should check if the blues have any beer around here!
Hiyoh!
Whoa, looks like the blue one just got sniped.
GGrif
Hey, speaking of getting sniped, we should check if the blues have any... beer around here...?
What the fuck is that suppose to mean?
GGrif
I don't know. It sounded a lot funnier in my head before I said it...
Man, I just had the weirdest sense of deja vu.
I'm coming to help! Don't start without me!
Caboose, get the fuck out of here!!!
OK bye, I don't want to help anymore.
Whoa, looks like the white guy just got stabbed.
GGrif
Hey, speaking of getting stabbed... why does my head really hurt, all of a sudden? For some reason, I want a beer...
S5Repent, the End is near! (Episode 99)
Caboose, that's why I always liked you, everything falls into two categories: either you don't understand it or you just don't care.
Yeeah, I don't really know what you mean by that... but I guess it doesn't matter.
Exactly.
Why didn't you ask Tex or Church?... Is it because I'm the best?
No, it's because Church is an asshole and Tex doesn't trust me right now.
Really? Why not?
Ehh, because I got to use the sniper rifle and I ended up unloading a round into her ass.
Hey Chicka Bum Bum!
Caboose! What did I tell you about that?
Sorry. Sorry.
I am Caboose, the vehicle destroyer!
S5Why Were We Here? (Episode 100)
TTex
And I have your word that none of them will be hurt? (O'Malley laughs menacingly)
Tex get away from him!
(Church kills O'Malley with Tucker's sword, forcing him outside of Caboose's head)
Booyeah!
TTex
NO! Dammit, Church!
(Tex fires at Church who retaliates and kills her too)
Awesome! I'm like a fuckin' Jedi! Aw fuck you're both dead.
Well fuck.
Hey, Caboose!
GGrif
Caboooooooooose!
Come out so I can shoot you, ya fuckstick!
GGrif
Where did Caboose go?
I don't see 'im.
Come out, Caboose, all we wanna do is shoot you!
(hiding behind a tree) Don't listen to them, it's a trick!
What are the Blues doing on the radio?
Who knows? Hey Blues shut the fuck up! Get off our radios and quit ruining our batteries down!
(O'Malley infects Simmons)
Do it now or I will kill every last one of you! And everyone here as well, just to make a point! HAHAHAHA!
GGrif
Whoa Simmons, don't you think that was a little over the top?
Suck it, you fool!
What's wrong with your voice?
Nothing! Why does something have to be wrong with MY voice? Maybe something's wrong with YOUR voice! Ever think about that, COCKSUCKER?
GGrif
Um, you do know that's Sarge you're talking to, right?
(in normal voice) I mean, cocksucker, SIR! (giggles madly)
Donut, initiate Emergency Plan Traitor Simmons Number 11!
On it, sir! (shoots Grif)
GGrif
Owhowowow!!
Donut! I said Plan 11!
Where am I going to get a steamroller?
(Tex bashes Simmons who is infected by O'Malley)
Ow, the back of my lower legs!
(Tex hits him again)
Ow, the side of my head!
(Tex hits him thrice)
The back of my face!
(Tex continues to beat up Simmons)
The front of my front!
Hey Church, I think Tex is over here!
(sarcasticly) Thanks for the update!
I told you to disable the ship, not destroy it!
Oh yeah, well, score one for the Red team I guess.
What about my kid?!
Oh, right, score two.
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