Yellow Armored Church quotes from Red vs Blue

Well fuck.

[Church runs into several other Church's who have failed to change the sequence of events leading to episode 49] What the hell is all of this?

Dear God in heaven.

Oh here he is, late again.

Who are you guys?

We're you, dumbass! We just keep screwing up and being blown back to the computer terminal. Than we teleport here to try again.

I know that man, you told me last time!

I'm not talking to you I'm talking to the new you.

Oh right, sorry I'm still getting used to all this.

Dumbass,

Hey shut up.

How did all you guys screw up?

Well when Tucker points the rocket launcher at us, I try to explain the situation to everybody and oddly Caboose was the only one who understood it right away. Anyway by the time I got finished answering questions the bomb went off and I went back in time.

Right, then I teleported back to Sidewinder and thought if I could shoot Wyoming before he shoots Tucker I could fix everything. But I shoot Wyoming then Tucker shot me, the bomb went off anyway, and I got sent back in time.

Then I teleported back and just decided to kill everybody that I could see.

Why'd you do that?

Well... I don't know, it seemed like fun. I think I went a little nuts there for awhile.

Well then what did you do?

Dude don't ask, trust me it... it didn't work.

So now we all come back here beforehand to discuss we did and to see if we can collectively figure out a better plan beforehand.

You said beforehand twice.

Well in that case what I was thinking about doing was-

That won't work.

So what did you do?

Aw man, it seemed like such a good idea at the time.

Sarge

Jolly good day, Mr. Caboose. We be having a prisoner for you, we do.

I thought you had a pirate accent?

Sarge

Argh, I'm not very consistent. Yarg!

Hello Church, you must be very happy to see me.

Yeah, of course. I'm so happy I wanna fuckin puke.

Hey what's up,

Hey who the fuck are you? Sister?

Yes I'm Sister, Church's twin brother. I crashed here on a spaceship from the moon. And now I live with Caboose and the people from the tail end of the spaceship live on the other side of the island.

What the fuck? That's wrong in like eight different ways.

Yeah, I know...Tell me about it.

Caboose, seriously, do you pay attention to anything that happens?

New Church is my new best friend now.

I'd argue with that too, but...What's the point.