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Tucker and Church in “Red Gets a Delivery (Episode 2)”

What is that thing?

I dunno. It looks like... Uh... It looks like they've got some sort of car down there. We'd better get back to base and report it.

A car? How come they get a car?!

What are you complaining about, man? We're about to get a tank in the very next drop.

[mutters to himself] You can't pick up chicks in a tank...

Oh, you know what? You could bitch about anything, couldn't you? We're gonna get a tank, and you're worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man?! Frig! And secondly, how're we gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?

Well, what kind of car is it?

I don't know, I've never seen a car like that before. It looks like a, uh ...like a big cat of some kind.

...What, like a puma?

Yeah, man, there you go.

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