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“Have we met? (Episode 52)” quotes from Red vs Blue

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“Have we met? (Episode 52)” · Season 3

In this episode: Leonard Church (4), Yellow Armored Church (2), Caboose (1), Tucker (1)

CChurch

[Church runs into several other Church's who have failed to change the sequence of events leading to episode 49] What the hell is all of this?

C2Church 2

Dear God in heaven.

C3Church 3

Oh here he is, late again.

CChurch

Who are you guys?

C3Church 3

We're you, dumbass! We just keep screwing up and being blown back to the computer terminal. Than we teleport here to try again.

C2Church 2

I know that man, you told me last time!

C3Church 3

I'm not talking to you I'm talking to the new you.

C2Church 2

Oh right, sorry I'm still getting used to all this.

C4Church 4

Dumbass,

C2Church 2

Hey shut up.

CChurch

How did all you guys screw up?

C4Church 4

Well when Tucker points the rocket launcher at us, I try to explain the situation to everybody and oddly Caboose was the only one who understood it right away. Anyway by the time I got finished answering questions the bomb went off and I went back in time.

C5Church 5

Right, then I teleported back to Sidewinder and thought if I could shoot Wyoming before he shoots Tucker I could fix everything. But I shoot Wyoming then Tucker shot me, the bomb went off anyway, and I got sent back in time.

C2Church 2

Then I teleported back and just decided to kill everybody that I could see.

CChurch

Why'd you do that?

C2Church 2

Well... I don't know, it seemed like fun. I think I went a little nuts there for awhile.

CChurch

Well then what did you do?

Dude don't ask, trust me it... it didn't work.

C4Church 4

So now we all come back here beforehand to discuss we did and to see if we can collectively figure out a better plan beforehand.

C2Church 2

You said beforehand twice.

CChurch

Well in that case what I was thinking about doing was-

ACAll Churches

That won't work.

I learned a very valuable lesson on my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem...

They could be worse?

Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching.

Where have you been?

You want the long version or the short version?

I will take the easy version please.

I want to hear the long version but can I hear it in 3 parts?

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