Gas prices are so high right now that some people are having to cut back on basic necessities just to afford to drive to work.
Not me. I just quit going to work.
“Lethargy Crisis”
In this episode: Simmons (6), Leonard Church (5), Sarge (3), Caboose (2), Grif (1)
Everyone knows that gasoline comes from dinosaurs, and if we're running out of gas, the solution isn't to drive less; it's to kill more dinosaurs.
All the dinosaurs are already dead.
It doesn't have to be just dinosaurs, moron. Any animal turns into oil when it dies. So remember, if you want to be environmentally friendly, just kill every living thing you see! And bury it.
But that process takes millions of years.
I've got time.
GGrif
(In a grave marked "HERE LIES GRIF" which has been crossed out with spray paint and replaced with the word "unleaded") Let me outta here! There's worms!
Gentlemen, we can debate the fine points all day, but the fact remains that a gallon of gas still costs less today than a gallon of milk.
Yeah, but you don't drink three gallons of milk every time you drive to work.
Maybe you don't.
Most people have a insatiable thirst for gas I know I do.
Me too! I drank 2 gallons this morning.
Caboose! I didn't mean it literally.
My tummy feels a little weird.(makes a burp noise whilst flames shoot out of his mouth)
You know, that would be alot of fun at parties.
I'm just glad it came out of his mouth.
Yes sir.(tries to turn on warthog but stalls)
Hey, anyone got any gas?
How 'bout a jug of milk?
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