Tucker and Church in “Why Are We Here? (Episode 1)”

What are they doing?

...What?!

I said, what are they doing now?

God... damn! I'm getting so sick of answering that question—

You have the fucking rifle; I can't see shit! So don't bitch at me because I'm not going to just sit up here and play with my dick—

Okay, okay, look: they're just standing there and talking. Okay? That's all they're doing— that's all they ever do— is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from now, when you ask me, "What are they doing?", my answer's gonna be, "They're still just talking, and they're still just standing there!"

...What are they talking about?

You know what? I fucking hate you.