With regulars Simon Amstell and Phill Jupitus
With guests Bob Mortimer (Guest captain), Kelly Rowland, Jack Osbourne, Nick Grimshaw and David O'Doherty.
[to Kelly] What do you think it is then?
NNick
I'm hoping it's horrific burns.
My favourite member of the Destiny's Child, of course.
Well thank you very much.
No problem. I thought you'd maybe defend the others but you're just sort of..
No, I like to be the favourite! Why not?
Yeah, I don't want to put down the other two.
No, I love them to death.
I love Michelle and the other one.. I love 'em.
My goodness, you're looking very.. very nipply, Kelly.
Nothing wrong with nipples! Stop judging the nipples!
[exhales] Oh god, this is boring.
IT IS A SONG, NO ONE KNOWS. [about Nick] He doesn't know it! [To Phill] Did you know it?
[prentends to be a black woman] Naw I din't! I'm with herr! You come on here with yo jive-ass ssongs.. Woo!
Your stars are; Meatloaf. Who's uh.. wig didn't come today.
Get outta here! Bears??
People collect bears. Why are you saying Bears? rather than Legs??
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