TTim
Does anyone know her? Has anyone met her? [looks at Mark Ronson] You're a rockstar.. Or whatever.
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With regulars Simon Amstell and Phill Jupitus
With guests Stephen Fry (Guest captain), Dominic Cooper, Frankie Sandford, Josie Long and Matt Shultz.
He's got sex in his eyes but has he got song titles in his mouth?
FFrankie
I feel like I'm at school today, I've learned a lot of knowledge.
Well then, it's about time.
(After Frankie incorrectly answered her own lyrics) "You think I'm crazy, I'm not I'm your baby", dance dance dance, money money money! [Puts down the card] Mamma Mia.
DDominic
Here I go again.
No, I was looking for "Does it show again?". Mamma Mia.
Does it show again?
No, it was "Now I really know." Mamma Mia.
Here I go again?
No, it was "Even if I say". Mamma Mia.
Here I go again?
No, it was "Does it show again?" again.
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With regulars Simon Amstell and Phill Jupitus
With guests Bob Mortimer (Guest captain), Kelly Rowland, Jack Osbourne, Nick Grimshaw and David O'Doherty.
[to Kelly] What do you think it is then?
NNick
I'm hoping it's horrific burns.
My favourite member of the Destiny's Child, of course.
Well thank you very much.
No problem. I thought you'd maybe defend the others but you're just sort of..
No, I like to be the favourite! Why not?
Yeah, I don't want to put down the other two.
No, I love them to death.
I love Michelle and the other one.. I love 'em.
My goodness, you're looking very.. very nipply, Kelly.
Nothing wrong with nipples! Stop judging the nipples!
[exhales] Oh god, this is boring.
IT IS A SONG, NO ONE KNOWS. [about Nick] He doesn't know it! [To Phill] Did you know it?
[prentends to be a black woman] Naw I din't! I'm with herr! You come on here with yo jive-ass ssongs.. Woo!
Your stars are; Meatloaf. Who's uh.. wig didn't come today.
Get outta here! Bears??
People collect bears. Why are you saying Bears? rather than Legs??
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With regulars Simon Amstell and Phill Jupitus
With guests Johnny Vegas (Guest captain), Harry Judd, Kate Jackson, Danny Dyer and Rhys Darby.
There is bad news. The ratings are not as high as we would like them to be, it's pretty serious, the team and I have had a long chat about it, and you know what? We're not going to pull any contrived, attention-grabbing stunts to boost the ratings tonight. No! We are sticking to the same award-winning quiz format that we all know and love. Right people? [Audience replies, "Yeah!"] OK. By the way, Phill, did you move that leaking gas canister away from the naked flame under your desk?
No, but I'm sure it'll be alright Simon.
Good, OK, I'm sure it won't go off, not when the cameras are rolling.
By the way, Phill, want happened to the Eastern European Loansharks you were having trouble with? Are they still on your back?
Oh no, they're all sorted out Simon, they shouldn't be any trouble at all.
Oh good good. I'm sure they won't bother you any time soon, certainly not during a televised show record.
I imagine not.
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