Ziva David quotes from NCIS

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Which proves what I've long suspected - despite the conservative image, Americans really love their porn.

Ziva

Lions and spiders and bears, oh my!

Ziva

Hey, I know my cholo from my chile. I'll give you the summary. I'll… [slaps Tony's hand] …give you the summary.

Ziva

Don't move. Drop your weapon! Or, if you'd prefer, I can shoot you in the spine. Would you rather be a para- or quadriplegic?

Ziva

[to a suspect who has grabbed her butt] Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it!

Ziva

Tony! Your power of observation is unearthly. Now leave me alone!

Ziva

I'm taking it because it is the best way to pick up American colloquialism, like "Bug off!"

Ziva

If you value that hand, I suggest you back away, slowly.

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[to Tony] First movie quote I hear, I am driving.

Ziva

[hiding with Tony in a closet] Stop breathing! [Tony stops breathing as guard walks past]

Ziva

You cannot trust a man whose loyalty has a price.

Ziva

Touch me and die.

Ziva

[reading Ducky's Thanksgiving dinner invitation] I think you misspelled the word "fixings."

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[to Tony] That is something Wendy mentioned about you. That you were one of the most honest people she knew. To others. She said the only person you lied to was yourself, which you do. A lot.

Ziva

Agent Fornell asked me to convey this message: "Are you freaking kidding me?!" BOLO's out.

Ziva

[sings] Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu, Melekh ha'olam, asher kid'shanu b'mitzvotav v'tzivanu l'hadlik ner shel Shabbat.

Ziva

Amen.