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NCIS · Season 5, Episode 18

“Judgment Day” quotes from NCIS

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“Judgment Day” · Season 5, Episode 18

In this episode: Ziva David (7), Tony DiNozzo (6), Leon Vance (2), Jenny Shepard (1), Franks (1)

We could have made it.

The needle is below E, E stands for empty, we have less than empty, and we don't even know where it is!

We could have made it.

ZTZiva and Tony

[at same time] What!

slightly annoyed, gets out of the car and starts pumping gas Why don't you make yourself useful?

What?

I said, why don't you make yourself useful?

What do you want me to do? Hold your nozzle?

Get us a map [Ziva makes a face, gets out of the car and starts walking to the store] ...And some white powder doughnuts and the blue ice gatorade. [she pauses, smacks her ass and keeps walking without turning around.]

She doesn't want us involved. If there's one thing I learned about the Director's private wars, it's that it's best to stay away -- for her and for us! She's a big girl, she can take care of herself. Besides, it's probably a coincidence anyway, and she's behind one of those expensive windows munching on over-priced cashews courtesy of Mr. Out-of-Town.

Might be hard to believe, but I was in love once. Her name was Maggie. She had it all, quick as a fox, great curves, trusted her with my life.

What happened?

Traded for a Harley-Davidson when the transmission blew.

Paris. That's when it must have happened.

The two of them alone in another world.

Putting their lives in each other's hands every day.

Not to mention the long nights.

It was inevitable.

Nothing is inevitable.

Did you know Mike Franks was involved in this?

TZTony/Ziva

No./Yes.

Want to take a moment to get your stories straight?

TZTony/Ziva

Yes./No.

Whose side are you on?

TZTony/Ziva

[together] Gibbs.

Well, you finally got your story straight.

Do you know Mike Franks was involved in this?

TZTony/Ziva

No./Yes.

You want to take a moment and get your stories straight?

TZTony/Ziva

Yes./No.

That explains how Director Shepard got out to the diner. Franks was the fifth shooter.

On Jenny's side.

Whose side are you on?

TZTony/Ziva

[together] Gibbs.

Well, you finally got your story straight.

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