LCLance Corporal Silva
How much trouble am I in?
Trouble? Why would you say that?
LCLance Corporal Silva
Four NCIS agents escorting one lance corporal?
You got it all wrong, Marine. She's Mossad.
“Iced” · Season 3, Episode 19
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (13), Ziva David (10), Timothy McGee (10), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (9), Cesar Bernal (3), Abby Sciuto (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Jimmy Palmer (1)
Something wrong, boss?
Just admiring your feminine glow.
Next thing you know, you'll be wearing clogs in bubble baths.
What is wrong with bubble baths?
You just set off Gaydar across the entire Atlantic seaboard.
This isn't about orientation. It's about image.
So your image is homo-pubic?
Homo-phobic.
Ice? That means...
You're now going to make a really juvenile cold case joke.
It was a really good one too.
[Tony has recovered three guns at the lake] You expecting an "attaboy?"
I... thought it'd be nice.
[lightly stroking the back of his head] Attaboy.
[To McGee] You've been watching too many cop shows.
Well, you've been watching too many... gang... person shows.
(from observation)
I don't think McGee watches enough cop shows.
McGee is a capable interrogator. He can be quite intimidating when he wants to be.
You can't keep me in here like this!
No, actually, I can. You see, La Vida Mala has suspected ties to al-Qaeda. So all I have to do is say the word "terrorist" and I can keep you in this room until you grow old and die.
(from observation)
That... actually was intimidating.
My name's Anthony. My friends call me Tony which, spelled backwards, is "Y-not."
(mockingly) Semper Fi.
Goodbye, Cesar.
You're deep moisturizing to bring out your "feminine glow".
I had dry skin, ok? My doctor recommended it.
[laughs mockingly] Haha! Well, you're walking a slippery slope there, Probelicious. Before you know it, you'll be taking bubble baths with your clogs on. [Ziva laughs quietly]
What is wrong with bubble baths?
[walks in and barks at the team before Tony has a chance to reply McGee] Load up!
[...]
Two kids found the First Sergeant floating under 6 inches of ice.
Ice? That means...
You're now going to make a really juvenile cold case joke?
It was a really good one too.
[They walk into the elevator. McGee notices Gibbs looking at him.]
Something wrong, boss?
Just admiring your feminine glow. [Ziva snickers]
I'm just saying, Probie, the whole metrosexual thing isn't working for you.
I got it, Tony. Joke is over.
Not joking man. We all know that the ladies love a macho man who's in touch with his feminine side, but I gotta tell ya, I think you're coming off a little gay.
Because he uses body lotion and likes to take bubble baths?!
You forget the manicure?
Manicure was only once and that was because I tore a cuticle.
You just set off gaydar across the entire Atlantic seaboard.
Tony I am not gay!
This isn't about orientation. This is about image.
So now your image is homo-pubic?
Term is homo-phobic.
[Ducky sneezes in autopsy]
[to corpse] I suppose a "Bless you" is too much to ask for.
Bless you, Doctor.
I wasn't talking to you, Mr Palmer.
What Tony was saying about me before, you know. Do I come off as unmanly?
[looks at him in surprise] I think Tony was jerking your brain.
Chain? Jerking my chain?
Whatever. I think you're appropriately masculine.
[McGee walks away, satisfied.]
[pauses] However, perhaps not macho. [McGee stops and looks at her] Tony and Gibbs are, uh, "tough guys". Yes, they're...
So I'm not tough.
[walks in] You have to ask.
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