“Ravenous” · Season 3, Episode 17
In this episode: Ziva David (7), Tony DiNozzo (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Abby Sciuto (2), Timothy McGee (1)
[Ziva and Tony are watching probie agents attending an autopsy.]
We had this same test at Mossad. If you fail, they terminate you.
How do you fail an autopsy?
[One of the probies vomits.]
By doing that. What happens if you fail here?
[Walking in] Well, it depends, Officer David. Some of them go on to become our Director.
According to Petty Officer Riley's C.O. he's been on leave the last six days.
Nice vacation, little camping, knife to the heart, little trip inside a bear's digestive tract.
Yeah I'd fire my travel agent.
Little square, Little square, Where have you been, Stuck on the behind of Riley's missing girlfriend.
Oh hey, I was just about to call Tony and McGee -- I think they were having sex.
[Incredulously] Tony and McGee?
[Upon seeing the name of the park's general store] Jackrabbit Slim's?
Just like the diner in Pulp Fiction?
[pauses, giving her an odd look] You don't know how to say 'porcupine', but you know the diner from Pulp Fiction?
Believe it or not, we actually have movie theaters in my country.
Lions and spiders and bears, oh my!
Do you mind if I grab a bat nap?
No, just, um, hang from the rafters.
Slam dunk. We're going out next weekend. Yeah!
That's not bad, Tony. Landis asked me out tonight. I said 'no'. I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
That term is "easy."
What's the difference?
Mostly the makeup.
[Leaving for search for the killer in the forest] Ziva, you stay here with Ranger Hendricks.
Gibbs, I think I'd be better suited --
We're taking him alive. Let's roll. [He's leaving with others, Ziva and Ranger Hendricks stay]
I hate it when men try to protect you 'cause you're female.
He's not trying to protect me. He's afraid I'd kill Rowan before he tells us where the girl is.
[Abby and McGee are hugging]
Are you two done playing grab-assy? Or do I need to transfer McGee to a weather station in the Antarctic?
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