Oh, okay. I understand.
Understand what?
You feel a little threatened now that Gibbs is back.
I do not!
You have been whining like a little snitch all week!
The term is 'bitch'.
I know. I was being polite.
“Singled Out” · Season 4, Episode 3
In this episode: Ziva David (7), Tony DiNozzo (6), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (5), Timothy McGee (2), Abby Sciuto (2), Jenny Shepard (1)
[McGee is upset that Tony still calls him 'Probie']
McGee, how long have I been an NCIS Special agent?
Almost... sixteen years.
Wanna take a wild guess at what my first partner still calls me?
Don't move. Drop your weapon! Or, if you'd prefer, I can shoot you in the spine. Would you rather be a para- or quadriplegic?
Okay, I got used to being in charge!
You better get unused to being in charge before Gibbs decides to shoot you.
[Abby and McGee are asleep at their computers. Gibbs walks in.]
[whispers to Abby] Your computer's on fire.
[wakes up] AHH! McGee! My baby's french-frying! [starts typing furiously]
[wakes and starts typing] Checking internal core temperature!
[after a few seconds, Abby turns around]
That is so not funny, Gibbs!
[to a suspect who has grabbed her butt] Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it!
[using a computer program that predicts the features of a couple's children, Tony and Abby combine Gibbs and Jenny and produce a hypothetical daughter.]
Wow... even with Gibbs as a father, I'd date her.
Never more than once, DiNozzo.
Aw, you and the Director make nice Gibblets, Gibbs.
You're turning down a promotion because of Gibbs' mustache?
He called Ziva 'Kate' yesterday
So I got used to being in charge, sue me! (goes to grab car door, so does Ziva)
Is there a reason why you always have to drive?
I could say it's because I'm the senior field agent, but mostly because I want to live.
Then I recommend you getting unused to being in charge before Gibbs decides to kill you.
Chances of finding her alive drop to almost zero after 48 hours. [looks at Gibbs] Sorry. I'm sure you knew that, boss.
Don't apologize, DiNozzo.
Right. Sign of weakness.
Not to mention annoying.
90 second dates. I thought you were kidding me Gibbs.
You'll do fine Ziva, I've had marriages shorter than that.
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