What is this place?
SSoldier
It's classified.
Classified? What have you got in there? Aliens? Bigfoot? Ark of the Covenant? That only leaves one thing.
ZMZiva and McGee
[in unison] Unicorn!
“Cloak” · Season 6, Episode 8
In this episode: Ziva David (6), Tony DiNozzo (5), Timothy McGee (5), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Abby Sciuto (2), Lee (1)
[hiding with Tony in a closet] Stop breathing! [Tony stops breathing as guard walks past]
Stop interogating me, McGee!
Stop acting weird!
I am weird!
Didn't we get our fill of secret agendas and lying and manipulation during the previous administration?
Look, I, too, had hoped things would be different by now.
I'd like to go up and give Vance a piece of my mind.
The way you're losing it, I don't think you have enough to spare!
I'd take that toothpick of his and shove it up the SecNav's cigar.
You have had enough of this job, then.
I like the job. I don't like the politics. Wasn't kidding about that part earlier.
If you had ever had some military training, then maybe you would have learned to follow orders.
What, like you? We were given a direct order not to engage. I recall that you were the first one to throw a punch.
It was a reflex!
Hmm. Really? Then what happened after? The last thing I remember before the lights went out was you Kimbo Slicing through a room full of guards. Was that a reflex?
Yes! It was! Gunshot went off. I saw you -- [long pause]
I'm tired of pretending.
So am I.
Wonder what they are doing up there.
Does the Navy still hang people?
Tony!
Well, it is treason, Abby.
McGeeeehee!
What else can they do? There's no way she walks out of here.
No way.
LLee
Good night everyone! [Walks out]
William Felton Russell, 5-time MVP, greatest basketball champion ever. He used to get so nervous, so pumped, he had to throw up before every game.
You have chosen to model your behavior after a man who vomited on a regular basis?
Nine titles in eleven seasons! Hall of Fame. One night, the Celtics take the court. It's a big game, huge. Red's watching them warm up from the sidelines, but something's not right. He can tell, not clicking. He clears the floor, takes them all back down to the locker room. Why? Because Russell didn't throw up. You know what Red says next?
[entering] "Get in there and puke, we've got a game to win."
I've got to ask you this: did you order a dead body?
ULUSN Lt. Deckard
No, we did not.
What is this place?
ULUSN Lt. Deckard
It's classified.
Classified? What have you got in there? Aliens? Bigfoot? Ark of the Covenant? That only leaves one thing.
ZMZiva and McGee
[in unison] Unicorn!
ULUSN Lt. Deckard
What is your clearance?
About six-foot one-and-a-half. Why, have you got low ceilings? [shoots a picture of the guard]
ULUSN Lt. Deckard
[unimpressed by Tony's stalling tactics] Just get him out of here now, would you?
[passes by] Can't. Protocol.
Gotta wait for the medical examiner to release him.
[Ducky and Palmer's truck arrives at the scene.]
And there he is.
ULUSN Lt. Deckard
How many trucks you guys got?
Well, you've already met Widow Woman and Spider Mike here. [indicating Ziva and McGee] The Rubber Ducky makes it a great big convoy. (after a pause) See what I did there? Seamless transition from Convoy to Smokey and the Bandit.
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