“Outlaws and In-Laws” · Season 7, Episode 6
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (5), Ziva David (3), Timothy McGee (3), Abby Sciuto (2), Franks (1)
Are you studying to become a naturalized American citizen?
I have to if I want to become an agent.
Good for you, Ziva.
Who says we want her as an American?
Who says you have a say?
A little thing called the Constitution!
[sarcastically] Really? Where?
It's in there, and it talks about dangerous foreign aliens stealing our precious bodily fluids.
That's Dr. Strangelove.
That's --
Uh-huh!
It's no longer in --
Nuh-uh!
This is Gibbs' boat.
This is the crime scene! It was flown here on a C130 cargo plane along with two bodies and all the evidence, and now it is mine. It is all mine! So I can figure out the mystery!
What mystery? Who the dead guys were?
Or who killed them.
Or how they ended up on the boat.
Sure, you guys should work on that! While I figure out how he got it out of the basement!
[walks into Gibbs' house] Hello?
[pointing a gun at Tony's head] DiNozzo! You should have told me you were coming!
I called and you didn't pick up.
I'm not going to answer the phone! I'm a fugitive!
So what do you want me to do?!
Knock!
Why would I knock? There's no lock on that door!
Someone may be on the other side with a gun??
Why would someone be standing on the other side with a gun?!
Because there's no lock on the door!
I'll just stand here with my gun.
[on the phone] I can't hear you, McGee. I'm in the basement.
Why?
Because I don't want to talk about the case in front of Leila and the kid.
Listen, Tony, this is really important. I need you to check the seams of the walls.
The walls?
Well do they appear to be removeable?
Huh.
Abby.
Or a tunnel, maybe?! It could be hidden under something on the floor. Something that looks like it doesn't belong.
Actually, I think Colonel Hogan has got a radio in the coffee pot, but the tunnel might have been filled in.
[Tony moves toward a sleeping Ziva with a Magic Marker.]
Touch me and die.
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