“Child's Play” · Season 7, Episode 9
In this episode: Ziva David (6), Tony DiNozzo (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (4), Timothy McGee (2), Abby Sciuto (2), Ducky Mallard (2)
Baby, I'm amazed. A maze of maize.
What?!
Maize. It's the Indian word for corn.
The Indian word for corn is maki.
Not Indians from India! Indians from, you know, here!
Well if they were Indians from here then we would be called American Indians, you dork.
[laughs] They'd be called Native Americans, Miss Citizenship Test.
What can I do for you, Gibblet? Sorry, kind of a seasonal play on your -- I'm ready, sir.
[hands over a phone] Turn this into pictures.
I thought you were going to give me something hard! So, what are you bringing to Ducky's dinner?
Not sure I'm going.
What do you mean you're not going?! Who's going to carve the turkey? Who's going to watch the game with me? Who's going to eat too much pie?!
We sold battle scenarios to game designers in China! They paid a lot.
You and your sister Debra?
Yes. Debra made contacts through her trips to Asia for her firm.
C Ten Dynamics?
We took some of the money, Debra and I, the rest we gave to families! Stattler made a ton of money off those kids, never gave anything back! It was old information! Useless!
Frequency jamming signals.
For Balistic Winter. That system was being phased out.
It's still classified.
Technically, but --
Which makes it technically treason.
Let her go.
[sees Gibbs, Ziva and Tony with their pistols pointed at him] Back off! I'll kill her!
Angela, look at me.
Move back! Now!
Ziva?
Got it.
She'll miss.
What's the probability of that?
Based on the temperature and humidity, no wind, half moon, good light, 97.6%.
Last chance, Norvell.
Move or I'll do it.
[to Ziva] Take it. (She does - and gets the head shot she was aiming for)
A toast! Close friends and dear family all. A bountiful thanks and good things for Fall!
And to all a good night! [pause] Wrong holiday.
You're not taking the elevator?
Nope. Took the stairs. It's all about the cardio these days.
You have been looking increasingly Kate Mossius there McTim. What are you down? Two? Three pounds?
Fifteen pounds actually and thank you for noticing.
[reading Ducky's Thanksgiving dinner invitation] I think you misspelled the word "fixings."
Are you letting some blond bombshell baste your bird, Tony?
No, this bird's flying solo to a poker tournament at the Big Bend Indian Casino. They've got an all-you-can-eat crab buffet.
Pilgrims and Indians gambling together. That warms the heart.
[to Ducky] What about your mother, Ducky?
Mother is comfortable, thank you. Staff take good care of her. Oh dear, she barely recognizes me when I visit. Well then. That leaves me with a twenty-pound bird and enough trimmings to feed Cox's Army.
DiNozzo, you're with me.
Satler Institute? Oh, Boss, shouldn't McSmarty Pants go to the nerd theme park?!
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