Leroy Jethro Gibbs quotes from NCIS

Gibbs

Above his mattress, below his mattress, inside his mattress. If there's such a thing as a fourth mattress dimension, go over that too.

Gibbs

Ya know what, I'm trying to help you out here, Petty Officer. You try to float this story at your court martial hearing, they will laugh your ass all the way to Leavenworth!

Gibbs

[to Tony and Kate] Got humpty dumpty back together again?

Gibbs

I do not believe in coincidences!

Gibbs

Major, your mission is to protect our country. Our mission right now is to protect you and your Marines. Allow us the honor of doing our job.

Gibbs

[has his SIG-Sauer pointed at the head of Amanda Reed] His name was Special Agent Chris Pacci. And he was a friend.

Gibbs

[on the phone with Tony] She's a he, bone head!!

Gibbs

You two might want to cover your... [behind them a bomb explodes, sending Tony and Kate to the ground while Gibbs continues walking] ...ears.

Gibbs

Special Agent Goodwrench?

Gibbs

You stick to him like an ex-wife after an alimony check.

Gibbs

[points to x-ray] He gnaws his bones like a caveman?!

Gibbs

[About Tony] You may not admire his methods, but you gotta love the results.

Gibbs

Tony stop jumping up and down. We can't see.

Gibbs

[tosses keys to Tony] You're driving, Sex Machine.

Gibbs

You tell Abby I want her.