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Leroy Jethro Gibbs quotes from NCIS

Played by Mark Harmon · 685 quotes · page 2 of 46

Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Played by Mark Harmon

NCIS · 1,787 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in NCIS: in 685 of its 1,787 quotes
Most scenes with: Tony DiNozzo (262), Timothy McGee (130), Abby Sciuto (121)

Lines by Leroy Jethro Gibbs 36

Jethro

Can somebody tell me what is going on here?! First, Abby's lab nerd frames Tony for murder, now McGee kills a cop... did someone break a mirror?

[Abby and McGee are hugging]

Gibbs

Are you two done playing grab-assy? Or do I need to transfer McGee to a weather station in the Antarctic?

[Gibbs is visiting Abby's stalker ex-boyfriend, Michael, at his business, Krime Kleaners]

Gibbs

The only reason you're still able to walk is because I never heard about you until today.

Gibbs

[to the Deputy Director of the NSO, who is on the big screen in MTAC] Is everyone up there as stupid as you?!

[Abby is listing organic compounds and the chemical breakdown of the victim's body fluids]

Gibbs

[to McGee, who is standing behind him] Friends of yours, Elf Lord?

[Tony, Ziva and McGee are discussing which dog to get as Gibbs walks past]

Gibbs

How about an Australian Shepherd. They're working dogs.

[Tony, Ziva and McGee start to get up to help Gibbs]

Gibbs

Siiiiiit. [they slowly sit back down] Stay. [smiles and walks off] Roll over.

[Gibbs sees the photo of McGee "kissing" his dog.]

Gibbs

At least you don't have to pay alimony, McGee.

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