“Internal Affairs” · Season 5, Episode 14
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Ziva David (1), Abby Sciuto (1), Leon Vance (1), Jenny Shepard (1), Jeanne (1)
Long way from San Diego, Leon.
SecNav felt this warranted a plane ticket.
Are you interrogating my agents? I assume you have a suspect. [Vance smirks.] And you've been brought in to oversee. Well, Assistant Director Vance, you gonna ask for them?
[She removes her gun and badge from her desk drawer.]
Under the authority of the Secretary of the Navy, as acting director of NCIS, I hearby relieve you of your duties. I'm sorry, Jenny, you're suspended.
[as they are waiting in Evidence Garage] Ooh! Tarot cards. Want to see what happens next?
I am dying with anticipation. [gets distracted]
Tony! We are about to summon the elusive elements of the cosmos. Concentrate.
I'm with you. Call the spirits. Tell them to bring a pizza.
[as Jeanne Benoit passes] Be a man, Tony.
She accused me of murder.
Who is the bad guy? Be a man. Go tell her what she needs to hear.
I'm sorry you got caught in the middle of all this.
Was any of it real?
No.
Long Live the Queen.
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