[while attempting to guess what McGee's first car was, McGee starts to reply] If you say Datsun Honeybee, I'm gonna come over there and smack you.
“Hometown Hero” · Season 2, Episode 21
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (4), Timothy McGee (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Kate Todd (1), Ducky Mallard (1)
Tony's car was towed. Poor baby had to take the bus to work.
[irritated] You know what kind of people take the bus?
Yeah, I take the bus.
Exactly.
Gibbs is a boat man. He doesn't understand I have to have my car.
I'm giving you a rental, DiNozzo. What's the big deal?
Not the same, bus boy. My car's part of my being.
I need you to take a look, Ducky.
What do you expect me to find?
Nothing. I just need to buy more time.
Oh Jethro. [smiles] I can spend forever finding nothing.
You're taking the stairs McGee.
Why??
'Cause I'm not taking an elevator with someone who doesn't know who Gary Cooper was!
McGee! Talk. Make sense.
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