“Twisted Sister” · Season 4, Episode 9
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (5), Tony DiNozzo (4), Ziva David (2), Abby Sciuto (2), Timothy McGee (1), Jen (1)
That was quick.
You solved this case? Already, DiNozzo?
No. It's my hundredth body. Hey, listen. [handing Gibbs the camera] You wouldn't mind taking a...? Sorry. It's a bad idea. It seemed less disgusting in my head.
Compared to what else is in there, I'm sure it was.
Ah, there you are, Jen. I've been looking all over for you.
I thought since we were short on agents, Abby could use some help.
The only reason we are short on agents is because you sent DiNozzo home.
Well, there's no sense getting us all sick...
[as Gibbs] Next time you send one of my team home you clear it with me first, Director! [as Jen] Oh, I didn't know I needed your permission to handle my own personnel, Agent Gibbs! [as Gibbs] Your personnel?! [as Jen] Last time I checked, it said "Director" on my door, not yours! [to both of them] The kids don't like it when mommy and daddy fight.
[seeing McGee in the elevator waiting for Gibbs] And here I thought being sent to the principal's office was bad.
[about floor mat in taxi] I thought it smelled like Niozoprine.
Niozoprine? [smells it and gags]
Industrial strength vomit cleaner.
Do you know what a "clog" is?
A shoe or a blocked drain?
No, on the Internet.
Oh, I thought it was called a "blog," but then again my English is often wrong.
Sometimes a little lie is good for the soul.
[to Jeanne after discussing their relationship] If you always do what you've always done, then you'll always get what you always got. And while what I got had its perks, I'm looking for something different now.
Sara do you remember the last time you had a few drinks?
No.
That's the point you can't drink. Last time you had a few too many you painted "bitch" on Katie Hutchinson's garage.
I would've done that sober, that bitch stole my boyfriend.
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