I'm just being curious.
About when I lost my virginity.
No, you misunderstood. I'm not asking when you lost your virginity but if you lost it.
“Family” · Season 5, Episode 2
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (6), Ziva David (6), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (4), Timothy McGee (4), Abby Sciuto (1)
[Seeing Tony working at his desk] What's wrong with this picture?
You mean, beside Tony being here before us? And actually working?
I can hear you, you know.
I am here if you'd like to talk.
About what?
I know how much you cared about her.
I'm fine, Ziva.
All right. But I thought maybe you'd need a little cheering up.
If I needed to be cheered up, I would've put superglue on McGee's keyboard.
You put superglue on my keyboard!
All right. I think I know what happened here.
Oh, twenty bucks says McGee's about to say something nobody understands again.
The GPS coordinates came bundled in a proprietary packet. Since it was a beta, I thought-
I'm starting to think you can't help yourself, McGee.
[Ziva confronts Tony in the men's room]
You know, I saw this on Cinemax once.
So what happens now?
They play some funky music and you say, "I have been watching you from afar."
Well, I've been watching you from afar, Tony, which is why I know how much you cared for Jeanne.
Oh, your timing is impeccable, Ziva.
And how much it hurt when she left. So, what happens now?
I said I'm fine.
You are not fine. You are still deeply troubled.
Even if I was, this bothers you because...?
Because you are my partner. And because you made a grave error in judgment falling in love with that girl.
If this is a pep-talk, I give you a D-minus.
And right now, it is very clear you are still hanging onto her.
I see the confusion. These are called "feelings," Ziva.
Feelings you need to let go.
That easy, huh?
Tony, even if by some miracle Jeanne did forgive you, would you be willing to be Tony DiNardo full-time, to leave your entire life behind for her? You did not think this through.
Didn't you tell me the heart wants what it wants?
No. Actually, I didn't.
Well, it does.
Well, it shouldn't.
Really. This coming from the woman who fell in love with the dead man walking.
You crossed the line, Tony.
Oh, I crossed the line?
Do I need to send you two back to the men's room?
Hey! She followed me in there!
Only because you wouldn't talk to me!
[Gibbs stares them down] Shutting up, Boss.
The prints were made by a residue of polysaccharide dust derived from belta-glucose. What makes it interesting, is the backbone of D-xylopyranose, linked with eight xylose units... Panda poop.
Panda?
Poop. Which is why it fluoresces, like all other poop does. What makes it really, really interesting... is the sodium hydrochloride: a.k.a Chlorine bleach.
[pause] I, lost you at "poop", huh.
Uh-huh.
Our hit-and-run just became shoot-and-scoot.
[Tony scrubs red donut jelly off of his shirt in front of mirror in men's room. Man at urinal gives him the side-eye]
Interrogation got a little out of hand. I had to---
[Door opens. Ziva enters men's room and casually leans against the wall]
I can't explain that. [Man at urinal grunts at the sight of Ziva, zips, and flushes urinal]
Hello. [Glances at the man leaving the men's room] Again.
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