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NCIS · Season 5, Episode 15

“In The Zone” quotes from NCIS

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“In The Zone” · Season 5, Episode 15

In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Tony DiNozzo (2), Ziva David (2), Timothy McGee (1), Abby Sciuto (1)

[walks in, smiling and carries a coffee to McGee's desk] For the one you got me last week.

Aw, thank you.

[leans in to see what he's looking at on screen and gasps] That is quite a kiss, McGee!

[grins] Not bad for a wallpaper, huh?

[chuckles] Well, you seem to be enjoying yourself. [muses] I have never seen a tongue quite so... long.

[walks in, looking at them curiously] McGee has a long tongue?

No, but the cutie-pie he's kissing does.

McGee's kissing a girl?

You can't see it, Tony.

Why not?

This is McGee's private photograph. And if he does not want you to see it here, then you have to respect his wishes. Or... [hits a key to bring it up on the squadroom plasma screen] ...see it elsewhere.

Hey!

[The picture turns out to be a very sweet one of McGee kneeling next to the dog Jethro, who is licking his face.]

[laughs] Oh, McRomeo... you should save that stuff for the bedroom.

You're just jealous.

Jealous? I don't think so. What you're doing there could be illegal in some states.

[Gibbs sees the photo of McGee "kissing" his dog.]

At least you don't have to pay alimony, McGee.

[Gibbs and Ziva are in Kelvin Ridgeway's office interviewing him]

RRidgeway

We just didn't see eye to eye, ya know? He'd just complain to his wife about me and I'd complain to my girlfriend about him. Like I would assume you [points to Gibbs] complain to your wife about this one. [throws his stress ball at Ziva, who promptly catches it]

Her? Ha! [laughs] Oh no, I wouldn't mess with her!

[He gets up at leaves. Ziva throws back the stress ball, which has been mashed into an unrecognizable shape, and leaves. Ridgeway looks at the ball in disbelief]

GSGeorge Stenner

[desperately] Can I, just, please go to the bathroom really quick?

No.

GSGeorge Stenner

[Stenner looks at him in dismay] Okay.

Nah, I'm kidding. You can go.

[Tony and Nikki make video contact with Abby's lab from Baghdad.]

I didn't know you two were sharing a room.

They're sharing a room?

We're not exactly sharing a room.

(whispering furiously) Either they are sharing a room, or not sharing a room, I do not see what is so exact or not exact about it!

[She pastes a fake smile on her face and turns back to the screen.]

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