[A grocer's sign in the background reads "Look Polish"]
Wait-- "Look Polish?"
Huh?
It's--it was right there in the shot is was somethi--see? It says "Look Polish"!
"Look Polish"!
CCrow
Or maybe it's "Look! Polish!"
S8Horror of Party Beach
[Dr. Gavin, daughter Elaine, and others are examining a severed monster arm when they hear a noise]
EElaine
[whispering] I hear something.
SAServo [as Elaine]
[whispering] He's coming! Look Polish, everyone!
What are we looking at and why are we looking at it?
[The time of day has been changing]
Uh, meanwhile later yesterday afternoon, I guess ... .
EEulabelle
It's a human thing, Dr. Gavin!
CACrow [as Eulabelle]
You wouldn't understand!
. . .
GDr. Gavin
Nothing is solved in a few hours. This will require a lot of research.
EEulabelle
And while you're researching, there's something creeping and crawling and lurking around out there.
GDr. Gavin
That's enough!
MAMike [as Dr. Gavin]
You're scaring me!
S8Devil Doll
[Scene: An exterior shot of a boring office building in England]
CCrow
Oh! "Federated Incorporated Industries Limited".
Modern architecture--efficient and beauty-free.
[Later in the same shot]
CCrow
Meanwhile, at Stifle-Joy Co....
[Mark English makes a phone call, slowly dialing a rotary phone]
So, how many hours have rotary phones added to movies over the years?
[The Great Vorelli on stage with a volunteer]
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going to suggest to this man that his life is in danger...
SAServo [as the Great Vorelli]
Then I'll be right back.
That he may die at any moment.
[The Great Vorelli turns to the volunteer]
CACrow [as the Great Vorelli]
Your life is in danger and you may die at any moment. THANK YOU!
[On stage, ventriloquist dummy Hugo whines about wine]
HHugo
I want some! Give it to me! I know what wine is! I've had wine before. I want some wine! Why shouldn't I have some wine?
MAMike [as Hugo]
All I want is my fair share! All I want is what's coming to me!
[During Vorelli's act, Hugo gets up and crosses to the refreshment table, where Vorelli is eating ham.]
CACrow [as Hugo]
You think he likes ham? Wait 'til you see me like ham!
[German dancer and former Vorelli assistant Mercedes tells the two reporters about the original Hugo]
MMercedes
He did not move for t'ree months -- just lay there and...looked at the ceiling. Then...he died. He died.
MAMike [as Mark]
Did he live?
[The Great Vorelli holding a knife looking at Hugo in the cage]
Hugo...
MAMike [as the Great Vorelli]
Have you been shaving your legs with this again?
[The Great Vorelli is seducing a woman in direct line of sight of his dummy]
MAMike [as Hugo]
Please cover my cage...
[Mark English (played by William Sylvester) is sleeping]
You know, Kubrick saw this scene and said "We found our Heywood Floyd!"
[Hugo sits in his cage while The Great Vorelli answers the door]
HHugo
Attica! Attica!
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