Hugo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[Hugo sits in his cage while The Great Vorelli answers the door]

HHugo

Attica! Attica!

[On stage, ventriloquist dummy Hugo whines about wine]

HHugo

I want some! Give it to me! I know what wine is! I've had wine before. I want some wine! Why shouldn't I have some wine?

MAMike [as Hugo]

All I want is my fair share! All I want is what's coming to me!

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[On stage, ventriloquist dummy Hugo performs with The Great Vorelli]

GVThe Great Vorelli

Well, Hugo, what are you going to do to entertain the audience tonight?

HHugo

Anything you say, my dear Vorelli; except that kind of thing.

GVThe Great Vorelli

What do you mean?

HHugo

Simply that you are laughing while I am talking.

GVThe Great Vorelli

And what's wrong with that?

HHugo

Oh, it's an old ventriloquist trick; they're all doing it now, it's corny.

GVThe Great Vorelli

Perhaps we can show the audience a variation of it then.

Tom Servo

[as Vorelli] Min-wax, Hugo?

HHugo

[noticing Vorelli drinking a glass of wine] Give me some wine. I want some wine.

GVThe Great Vorelli

A dummy? Drinking wine?

CTCrow T. Robot

[as Vorelli] Spodie-odie?

GVThe Great Vorelli

Don't be ridiculous!

HHugo

I want some! Give it to me! I know what wine is! I've had wine before. I want some wine! Why shouldn't I have some wine?

Mike

[as Hugo] All I want is my fair share! All I want is what's coming to me!

GVThe Great Vorelli

You are a dummy, Hugo.

CCrow

[as the audience claps] The Puppet-Haters' Club will be right back!

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