[As the opening the opening card appears]
[Laughs] Horror!
CCrow
Yeah, the only horror at Party Beach is Cindy's cheese dip!
“Horror of Party Beach” · Season 8
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (9), Tom Servo (7), Mike Nelson (7)
[During a driving scene]
Nude driving: a new fad among the teens.
[Over the "Additional Dialogue by" credit]
What is "additional dialogue", anyway?
CCrow
Oh, things like "Hey you!", "Get off that!", and "Why not?"
CCrow
Sturgis: a city on the move!
CCrow
I bet that would be good with drawn butter. Of course, I'd eat my own *head* with drawn butter.
[A man in a t-shirt and Speedo-type swimwear jumps into the frame, sickening Mike and the 'bots]
CCrow
Men should not have bikini areas!
[Young beachgoers perform the "Zombie Stomp" dance]
I'm starting to agree with the Taliban militia: dancing should not be allowed.
[The guitarist of the band sings while rolling his eyes back into his head]
CCrow
MY SKULL!
[A baggy-eyed monster with a head fin and hot-dog-like mouth protrusions emerges from behind a rock]
CCrow
Whoa! A creature whose face is 80% eyebag.
So, radiation has a sense of humor!
[On the beach, the biker-gang leader fights lean Hank]
SAServo [as Biker/Johnny Mathis]
[singing to "Chances Are"]
Chances are
That I'll kick your scrawny ass...
. . .
[Eventually, the gang leader relents and offers Hank his hand]
MAMike [as Gang Leader]
You have defeated me, sir; you and your noble band of choreographers.
[The monsters attack an all-girl slumber party]
[They] don't even know what panties are, yet they feel compelled to raid.
Every male of any species has the biological urge to panty-raid.
[A grocer's sign in the background reads "Look Polish"]
Wait-- "Look Polish?"
Huh?
It's--it was right there in the shot is was somethi--see? It says "Look Polish"!
"Look Polish"!
CCrow
Or maybe it's "Look! Polish!"
[Dr. Gavin, daughter Elaine, and others are examining a severed monster arm when they hear a noise]
EElaine
[whispering] I hear something.
SAServo [as Elaine]
[whispering] He's coming! Look Polish, everyone!
What are we looking at and why are we looking at it?
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