[Ulysses, wild over Hercules' recovery, chases after scantily clad servant girls.]
CACrow [as Ulysses]
I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
When Kennedys ruled Greece.
S4Hercules Unchained
[singing] Last nIIIIIIIGHT! [bashes her face into the harp]
I'm so sleepy I can't seem to keep awake!
Uh, that'd be the definition of "sleepy"!
S4Indestructible Man
[Our narrator, Police Lt. Chasen, wonders who could possibly believe a dead man could come back to life.]
Only millions of Christians.
[Lon Chaney, Jr. wanders around a warehouse-like room after being brought back from the dead.]
He's wandered into a Mr. Bulky's.
CACrow [as Chaney]
Let's see now... licorice whips, jujubes, slowpokes, Lon Chaney Junior Mints...
[Having taken several bullets, a bazooka round, and a blast from a flamethrower, Lon Chaney emerges from the sewer much the worse for wear.]
Now I think he's just the incredibly resilient man.
[the Bots decide to prank Joel by switching their programming around into each other]
[as Magic Voice] Commercial sign! Commercial sign; pretty soon!
[as Gypsy] Loading Richard Basehart remark. Richard Basehart remark in 5, 4, 3... Richard Basehart now.
Okay; I think I get it now.
[as Crow] No, you don't; you've gone crazy!
CCrow
[as Servo] I think you're insane, Joel!
[Joel tries to replicate Lon Chaney Jr.'s trademark eye squint, with Cambot zoomed in on Joel's face]
Joel, what are you doing?
I'm doing an experiment.
CCrow
Oh; I thought someone replaced the monitor with a Jack-o-lantern!
Oh, bite me; it's for- [Crow and Servo do just that] -Ow!
CCrow
What? You said, "bite me".
S4Hercules Against the Moon Men
[Repeated Lines]
FFDr. Forrester and Frank
DEEEEEEEP HUUUURRRRTING! DEEEEEEEP HUUUURRRRTING!
[Alan Steele rides high in the saddle]
Yes, Big Alan Steele! Splash me on in the morning, wear the great smell of me all day long!
CACrow [as Soldier/Little Caesar]
Pizza, pizza.
CACrow [as Princess]
Herc, you gonna help us move?
SAServo [as Hercules]
Even if it costs me my life.
Now see them both safely back to the city.
SAServo [as Hercules]
Even if it costs you my life.
[The Moon Men unleash rock monsters.]
It's the Monsters of Rock Tour!
[Hercules has just killed one of the rock monsters by throwing it against a wall.]
SAServo [as a rock monster]
Don't let him get you over his head!
[Shot of barren moonscape]
We seem to be in some sort of Limbo zone.
CCrow
Rush Limbaugh?
No, that would be more like Hell.
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