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Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 3 quotes

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S3Pod People

[Servo narrates over the movie's cheesy synthesizer soundtrack:]

Tonight on Music from The Hearts of Space, we'll go on a cosmic joyride with some space music by various bay area artists.

[Later:]

First up on Hearts of Space, John Tesh with Whispering Firestorm. Then it's Yanni with SnoreMaster of Trafalgamar. Then comes bay area musician DelMondo with his Sominex Suite in B-flat. Then a synthesized interplanetary salute to Perry Como. At the end of the hour, we'll have information about the types of sedatives used by tonight's artists, on Music... from... The Hearts... of Space.

You know, often people stop me on the street and they ask, "What's it really like? This world of Deep 13?" Well, rather than go on and on, taking advantage of my privileged position as confidant to these two enigmatic dilettantes, I ask simply in return, "Have you seen Pod People?" And now you'll be able to say "Yes, I have seen Pod People." From plotting, to characterization, to cinematography, not to mention the unbelievable use of fog and syntho-rock, this is what you can expect from Deep 13 and the Mystery Science Theater Hour. Enjoy.

Pod People was made right on the heels of that enchanting blockbuster, E.T., which grossed over half a billion dollars worldwide. Pod People didn't do nearly as well, in fact it didn't even do nearly as well as Mac and Me. Oh well.

S3Daddy-O

[The letter A (for "Airplane") is represented by a herd of cows boarding an airplane.]

Oh, great. I know I'm going to sit next to one of these people.

[The letter D (for "Dancing") is represented as a group of children dancing.]

D is for damned, as in "Village Of".

. . .

CACrow [as dancing boy/Hitler]

You vill dance with me, Eva!

[The letter G is represented by giraffes. One of them looks to the camera.]

SAServo [as giraffe]

I want a Clark bar.

[The letter I (for "In") is represented by the White House.]

I is for Ike. He hides inside.

[L is represented by stock footage of a parade. A large ice cream cone is seen]

Elvis has ordered an ice cream cone.

. . .

[Later, a balloon of an overweight man is shown.]

And there's Elvis now.

. . .

[The same stock footage of the parade, this time featuring nursery rhyme-themed, floats is shown to represent N.]

[before the narrator can talk] N is for float... huh?

O is for once...

"Once"? O is for "Once"? What, was there a writer's strike?

. . .

[The clip is a series of animals plowing a field.]

O is for the obscene treatment of animals.

. . .

P is for PETA, who's boycotting this. And this. And this.

Q is for the queer, queer pelican / Whose beak can hold more than his belican!

JAJoel [as Narrator]

P is for plagiarism from Ogden Nash! [N]

[The letter R (for "Ribbon") is represented by children dancing around the maypole.]

Hey, these are all boys!

. . .

Hey, there's Jack Klugman and Tony Randall!

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