Akio and Tom went on a spaceship, mother!
ASAkio's Mother
Don't tell me such a silly story like Akio and Tom.
It's true! We found a spaceship near the river, and they went inside. It lit up suddenly, and-
ASAkio's Mother
I see. Akio's up to something again.
JAJoel [as Akio's Mother]
No more sugar for you.
Please tell me something. Don't you believe in spaceships, and spacemen, you know?
ASAkio's Mother
No I don't.
But, the paper said a lot of people saw flying saucers. Don't you know it?
ASAkio's Mother
They are all made up stories!
CACrow [as Akio's Mother]
I'm not your mother!
ASAkio's Mother
Stop it! Study, or you cannot enter a good school.
SAServo [as Akio's Mother]
Mommy's just... mad 'cause she doesn't know... phonics.
CACrow [as Tomoko]
I'll show her! I'm gonna grow up to break up The Beatles!
[Tom's Mother drives up to Aiko's home]
TSTom's Mother
Good afternoon, I've come to pick up Tom.
[Aiko's mother approaches]
ASAiko's Mother
Hello Elsa...
TSTom's Mother
Hello, thank you.
TSTom's Mother
...thank you again.
ASAiko's Mother
...sorry to say, but Tom went out with Aiko and hasn't returned.
TSTom's Mother
I see, well where did they go? Does Tomoko know anything about it?
ASAiko's Mother
No, and there's no use to ask her...
[shot of Tomoko on the balcony]
SAServo [as Tomoko]
I'm gonna jump, don't try to stop me!
TSTom's Mother
...you said space?
ASAiko's Mother
...much longer.
SCServo, Crow, and Joel
Thank you!
ASAiko's Mother
So he just have run away knowing that you were coming to pick him up.
SCServo, Crow, and Joel
Hello!
That provides me with interest, and for that, I thank you!
ASAiko's Mother
...much longer.
TSTom's Mother
Thank you. If you wouldn't mind please, let him stay.
SAServo [as Tom's Mother]
I'll pick him up when he's 21, thank you!
ASAiko's Mother
...please drop in for tea.
TSTom's Mother
Thanks, but I'm in a hurry.
[Tom's mother gets in her car]
SAServo [as Tom's Mother]
Oh send him to Harvard, will you? Thank you, hello!
[As Tom's mother drives away, Tomoko surprises her by hiding in the back seat]
JAJoel [as Tomoko/hijacker]
Shut up and keep driving! And thank you!
[In Deep 13, "Jack Perkins" introduces the movie, then continues to ramble.]
MNMike Nelson [as Jack Perkins]
Then, Joyce Carol Oates will be out to read from her wonderous new work of fiction, her… first novel in well over a month. Then… Peter, Paul, and Mary will be out to… give us a wonderous rendition from one of the songs off their scintillating new album. Then Hume Cronyn [and] Jessica Tandy will be out to tell us… some poignant stories of the joys and sorrows of being… really, really… horribly old.
This is the song written for the train chase.
This is the chase, Rocky and Ken!
He tried to kill me with a forklift…
Olé!
[as the film opens with an invasion fleet over a planet]
Oh man, cool, this is just like episode 38 of Star Trek, the first season, but it doesn't have that same kind of-
No no no, it's like the star raider the Daleks had in the fifth generation of the Doctor Who, when they had the three Doctors together, and they had the one that looked like Mo-
No, it's definitely like a Klingon!
[as the fleet attacks a city]
Oh, this is super cool, like that first episode of Battlestar Galactica when they have to leave the planet, and Jane Seymour got stabbed in the back!
No no no, it's like Invasion Earth- it's like Invasion Earth and they'll be like Zola babies when the fast source ships come in and they-
[as a big list of writers are appears]
Why do they need so many writers?
Well, they needed one guy for the verbs, one guy for the nouns, some guys for the adjectives, you know, adverbs...
[as Ken flips through the air during the beginning attack]
Oh, it's an intriguing mix of genocide and modern dance.
Hey, you're starting to sound like Jack Perkins, Joel.
[as Ken flees, after accidentally killing his own soldier]
Just like that episode, where it was like the Nazi world on Star Trek.
No no no, it was like Doctor Who, when Tom Baker was the Doctor- I think he was the Fifth Doctor, and he was trying to save Neela from the Clite Masters.
No, 'cause I saw it at a math tournament.
No, I saw- I saw it in the Who Festival. They had 12 hours...
[as Ken is rescued by the crew of the Bacchus 3]
Oh, I remember this. This is just like in Marooned, when David Janssen goes to save Gene Hackman and James Franciscus in the derelict spaceship before the Soviet- the- the- the Soviet...
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, and the Soviet satellite comes up and...
