Ken quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Ha ha! My chick's dead! Hey!

It won't be easy getting into this place.

How will we do it?

Easy.

Servo

Wha-- wait a minute.

Captain Joe, you don't necessarily have to get swallowed up in a black hole. If you chart your course carefully, you can go through a tunnel out to a white hole in safety. It's a tricky maneuver.

Where did you hear that?

Where did I hear it? I'm afraid I don't remember. I guess it was at one of those scientific briefings I attended.

Servo

I don't think they should try it, they can't even get their lips to move with the words.

[seeing his "mother" running away] There she is again! Mother! Why does she always run away?

Could be your breath.

Joel

Maybe you're mistaken?

Servo

Maybe it's a trap.

Dan...

We've been through a lot together.

Yeah.

Servo

Except for a good movie.

There's the ship... but how do I get aboard?

Servo

Go to the lumber yard! That's how you get a board!

I don't wanna die in the middle of nowhere!

I wanna die in the thong section of Victoria's Secret!

Yeah, it's one of Dr. Doyle's old patients, Mr. Harvey.

Yeah, he's a big rabbit, you see, there...