[In Deep 13, "Jack Perkins" introduces the movie, then continues to ramble.]
Mike Nelson [as Jack Perkins]: Then, Joyce Carol Oates will be out to read from her wonderous new work of fiction, her�� first novel in well over a month. Then�� Peter, Paul, and Mary will be out to�� give us a wonderous rendition from one of the songs off their scintillating new album. Then Hume Cronyn [and] Jessica Tandy will be out to tell us�� some poignant stories of the joys and sorrows of being�� really, really�� horribly old.

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