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[Fingal has successfully been allowed to redistribute finance.]
Genius. Pure Genius.
...couldn't save this film.
. . .
[At the Fat Man's office, cards begin flying out of nowhere.]
I'm farting Monopoly cards!
Well, they're all getting credits where credits are due. [chuckles] Sorry.
[In the final confrontation scene, Fat Man pulls out a gun.]
Draw... me some butter!
People with pacemakers, do not watch Raul Julia here.
[Fingal's identicube has destructed. Both Fingal and Rick are flying through a portal.]
Vertigo to hell.
. . .
You kidding? We'll have an electron sex party right now!
. . .
[Sim-Fingal flies by, arms open.]
I love you this much!
[Sim-Rick flies by, his hands in his pockets.]
I don't care for you!
[Fingal (played by Raul Julia) finally awakes in his own body. Apollonia practically lies on him in a serious lip-lock.]
Eating Raul!
[Fingal (now Rick) is sending the chairman to rehab. Appalonia suggests "doppling" him into Daisy, the baboon Fingal was originally "doppled" as.]
Daisy's too good for the bastard. He's going on as an anteater!
Lay off the anteaters! Come on!
Man!
[Fingal and Apollonia go into yet another lip-lock in this PBS TV movie.]
Oh, and I guess "PBS" means "Public Boinking System", huh?
[At the end of the movie, all of Fingal's (now Rick's) co-workers are watching "Casablanca".]
But I hate this movie. It's on AMC every week!
[The theme plays at the end.]
And now the news.
[Theme plays again.]
That was the news.
And now, sit back and enjoy this special nine-part series, Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, starring the late Raul Julia, a very wonderful actor. What was he doing in this piece of sh... surely, very quality, quality programming?
So aging lesbian nuns run the future?
But of course, almost everyone doppled voluntarily. Fingal was my first compulsory dopple.
I didn't want to bungle or bobble the Fingal dopple...
[We see an overhead shot of the word "Nirvana" written on the ground at Nirvana Village.]
Come... to my mall... to my atrium, yeah yeah!
[Apollonia informs Fingal of the brain augmentation required before doppling]
W-- Wait a minute, I changed my mind. Some other time...
Sit down, Mr. Fingal.
You need to tinkle, Fingal?
Nothing to worry about.
How 'bout some Pringles, Fingal?
Trust me.
Just gonna band-saw the top of your head off.
[as Fingal attempts to court a simulated version of Felicia]
I am working, Mr. Fingal.
Listen, Felicia, why don't we just walk out of here, go back to my place, and make love?
Whoa! I wanna work in data entry!
Is that your idea of a joke?! Do you wanna get us fired?!
Not a satisfactory reply, Felicia. [rapidly waves his hands, causing the simulation to rewind]
Oh, there's a fly in here.
[as the simulation rewinds] What's that? Kill myself? Okay, not a problem. [begins to walk away]
No no, stay.
Now then, shall we go back to my place and make love?
This is sexual harassment, and I'm gonna take it!
[Felicia smiles warmly and lets her hair down]
Whoa, look familiar, Mike? Well, probably not.
Hey...
[Felicia throws her arms around Fingal]
Oh, I thought you'd never ask, big boy.
Well, I'm actually "size doesn't matter boy."
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