Scenes with Apollonia 4
[Inside Fingal's virtual world, sim-Apollonia argues with Fingal about his "romance" with a simulated co-worker.]
AApollonia
If this one-handed exercise is all you can think of to do with your life...
AApollonia
...you're a very little man, and I'm very disappointed in you!
Is this still the Officially Sanctioned Boring Part?
. . .
It's a good thing we don't have to like each other, isn't it? Because you're definitely not my kind of woman!
[Apollonia slaps him.]
CACrow [as Fingal]
Well, now you are, actually.
. . .
AApollonia
Fingal... I want to do the right thing... I'm just not sure what that is...
Well, slapping him seemed like a good start!
[Apollonia is trying to convince Fingal that he shouldn't stay a dopple]
AApollonia
Dopples don't dance, they don't make love...
AApollonia
But of course, almost everyone doppled voluntarily. Fingal was my first compulsory dopple.
MAMike [as Apollonia]
I didn't want to bungle or bobble the Fingal dopple...
[Apollonia informs Fingal of the brain augmentation required before doppling]
W-- Wait a minute, I changed my mind. Some other time...
AApollonia
Sit down, Mr. Fingal.
SAServo [as Apollonia]
You need to tinkle, Fingal?
AApollonia
Nothing to worry about.
SAServo [as Apollonia]
How 'bout some Pringles, Fingal?
MAMike [as Apollonia]
Just gonna band-saw the top of your head off.
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