[as Fingal attempts to court a simulated version of Felicia]
I am working, Mr. Fingal.
Listen, Felicia, why don't we just walk out of here, go back to my place, and make love?
Whoa! I wanna work in data entry!
Is that your idea of a joke?! Do you wanna get us fired?!
Not a satisfactory reply, Felicia. [rapidly waves his hands, causing the simulation to rewind]
Oh, there's a fly in here.
[as the simulation rewinds] What's that? Kill myself? Okay, not a problem. [begins to walk away]
No no, stay.
Now then, shall we go back to my place and make love?
This is sexual harassment, and I'm gonna take it!
[Felicia smiles warmly and lets her hair down]
Whoa, look familiar, Mike? Well, probably not.
Hey...
[Felicia throws her arms around Fingal]
Oh, I thought you'd never ask, big boy.
Well, I'm actually "size doesn't matter boy."
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