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[The band finishes singing. Rick smiles and gives the "okay" sign, but then quickly frowns.]

RRick

It stinks!

S3 Pod People

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[Rick Knight confronts his brother Jeff about an incriminating videotape.]

RRick

You knew about the tape, didn't you?

JJeff

Yeah. You saw the tape?

RRick

Yeah, and it's scary.

CACrow [as Rick]

Adam Sandler's in it.

S8 Parts: The Clonus Horror

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[In the simulated bar "The Place", Fingal talks to bar-owner Rick.]

RRick

What're you gonna do?

FFingal

I don't know. But I've got to get the hell out of here. NoviCorp isn't helping! So I guess I'm going to have to push my own buttons for a change.

Mike

Ah, you've been doing enough of that, mister!

S8 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

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[Fingal (now Rick) is sending the chairman to rehab. Appalonia suggests "doppling" him into Daisy, the baboon Fingal was originally "doppled" as.]

RRick

Daisy's too good for the bastard. He's going on as an anteater!

Servo

Lay off the anteaters! Come on!

CCrow

Man!

S8 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

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[as the Fat Man arrives on scene]

Mike

Ah! Hitler! ... or, a guy in a car.

FMFat Man

Mr. Fingal!

Servo

Santa!

FMFat Man

I see I'm on time.

RRick

For what, Fat Man?

FMFat Man

I've taken the liberty of arranging for some papers for you, uh, passport, exit visa, that sort of thing.

CACrow [as Fat Man]

And I'm big-boned, by the way.

FMFat Man

Your most recent reports were very positive, Mr. Fingal.

RRick

Isn't that just great?

FMFat Man

It would be very wise to think of traveling, and enjoying yourself.

RRick

Is that what you're gonna do, Fingal? Enjoy yourself?

FFingal

Lay off, will you Rick?

MAMike [as Fingal]

Let's just get through the movie.

FFingal

I don't have to be a big man. It was crazy of me to try reprogramming the HX368.

FMFat Man

Luckily you stopped in time.

[a plane starts nearby]

Servo

Da-dum da-dada-DIE! Da-dum da-dada-CRAP!

WWoman

Come on, Fingal! The plane is leaving!

RRick

You're gonna spend the rest of your life playing it straight?

FFingal

It's my only chance!

FMFat Man

If you'd made anymore trouble for them, Mr. Fingal, they would have been forced to erase your existence here. That would have been most unfortunate.

FFingal

Yeah? Well maybe I would have found my own way to get out.

[the Fat Man laughs]

CACrow [as Fat Man]

Oops! Sorry, burped up a capon.

RRick

... you think he's can't do it?

FMFat Man

I think he's a fool to risk everything for his silly games.

RRick

I guess that was what he was doing.

FFingal

The hell I was!

Servo

[gasp] Mike, he said "hell!"

FMFat Man

Your plane, Mr. Fingal. You don't want to miss it!

RRick

There's nothing more boring than playing it safe, Fingal.

FMFat Man

[opening his car] Let me accompany you to the plane, Mr. Fingal.

FFingal

Shut up, Fat Man!

MAMike [as Fingal]

You... you anteater!

FFingal

Better safe than dead, Rick.

RRick

That's a matter of opinion.

FMFat Man

Mr. Fingal, they're ready for takeoff!

FFingal

[throwing the papers at the Fat Man] HERE, FAT MAN, YOU TAKE THE TRIP!

SAServo [as Fingal]

And yes, there's a meal.

FFingal

MY COMPLIMENTS.

FMFat Man

... You're a very foolish man, Mr. Fingal.

CCrow

Lot of face.

FMFat Man

From now on, whatever happens is your responsibility. Is that clear? [signals his driver to leave]

CACrow [as Fat Man]

To Wendy's!

S8 Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

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