Mike Nelson quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

[In Balleau's "gallery", one of his victims is kneeling with his hands extended]

[Balleau finally meets his end after being impaled on one of his trophy stands.]

Mike

Now, see, if earlier in the film this guy had said "I'll never be impaled on my own rack", then this would be ironic.

[As the Olsens go to have lunch...]

[After half an hour of mumbled dialog and uneventful skydiving...]

Mike

Seems like they forgot to have things happen in this movie.

[Suzy and Frankie sneak into the hangar, where white skydiving helmets peek out between folded chutes.]

Mike

Oh, no! The skydivers have been laying their huge eggs!

[The crowd applauds as the night divers arrive to board their plane.]

Mike

This isn't The Right Stuff; it's just... some stuff.

[A middle-aged man in a plane aims a rifle at Suzy and Frankie as they flee in their car.]

[A guitarist resembles Ralph Fiennes]

Mike

Hey, it's Amon Göth on guitar! [N]

[Judy gazes adoringly at Alex as he explains the benefit of the electric kitchen appliances.]

Mike

Judy: Beyond Thundersquishy.

[Zoom to close-up of back of Paula's head, then dissolve to same back of head]

Mike

Ladies and gentlemen, your screenwriter: Ed Wood.

[After character gets shot in the classroom by police]

Mike

She died like she lived... failing algebra.

[During the barn fight, Duke knocks Riley over into the hay.]

[The film opens with a woman, wearing only a bra and slip, running frantically down a road.]

Mike

She must be one of Senator Packwood's aides.