A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
Played by Kevin Murphy
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,542 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Crow T. Robot (818), Mike Nelson (393), Joel Robinson (294)
[Hargrove is sitting down at the pub]
Morning, David.
Good morning, Mr. Hargrove. What can I get you?
Oh, the usual.
Servo9 A.M., why so late?
Make it a double, will you?
Alright, now we're in England.
Andy Capp: The Movie.
[After bees kill first Mrs. Hargrove's dog and then her, the local coroner questions Mr. Hargrove at an inquest.]
Is there anything you can tell this court which would help it to establish the exact cause of your wife's death?
The cause should be obvious. She was stung to death by bees.
And her dog?
Uh, the dog didn't sting her.
[Vicki gets dressed and sneaks out, her shoes clacking with a rather horse hoof-like sound.]
Servo[singing to "Sleigh Bells"] Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go…
[Meanwhile, Doris, wearing a somewhat dull brown skirt and vest over a white shirt, walks through the woods.]
Hey, it's Nondescript Spice.
Whose woods these are?
Oh, I think I know.
Huh?
[High in the trees, the killer bees are swarming in a whirlpool-like circle.]
Servo[gasps] Killer cookie crumbs!
Damn, it's that "bee-loud glade" that Yeats spoke of.
[At the very end of the movie, as Vicki is leaving Hargrove's farm, a man in a bowler hat walks in from out of nowhere. Then the credits roll.]
All right, start smoochin', movie! What the hell is this?
ServoIs there going to be a credit that says "Guy At The End"?
[Shot of the Space Needle over a soundtrack of organ music.]
ServoThe only bathroom in the fair is up there.
Well, I'm glad to know the future has CONSTANT ORGAN MUSIC!
[A Bell Telephone representative talks about future features as a video runs to demonstrate them.]
[voiceover] Want someone else on the line?
No.
[voiceover] That's easy, too. Flip the switch button, then dial a code number and the number you want, and… presto!
Well, andante, maybe.
Soon you'll have all your friends hanging up on you and dreading your calls.
[A man in a gray uniform walks along with a loud crunching.]
What, has he got Pringles in his shoes?
ServoProof that janitors walk upright!
[McCreedy closes the bank-like vault door after Dennis is killed inside.]
Member, FDI-Murder!
Death guaranteed for up to 50,000 die! [N]
[The pre-credits sequence ends and the titles begin.]
ServoHey, the end credits! Well, it was a terrible movie. At least it was short!
These are the beginning credits!
ServoOh, well, then kill me, please?
A surveillance monitor shows black-and-white footage of a slow-moving robber.]
It's some guy sneaking around like a silent film villain!
Servo[singing] Take on me...
[singing to "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"] Everybody have sex tonight!
ServoEverybody throw up tonight.
Ironically, no one in the band Wang Chung had sex that night.
But... I warned... Those creatures... The vault... I tried...
ServoSentence fragments. Just phrases.
[Kyle's big-haired, leopard-and-lamé-clad floozy date pushes his car toward a cliff.]
That is not a woman! That's David Lee Roth!
. . .
[Later in that scene, the car begins to roll off the cliff after Kevin's friend gets out.]
ServoThe car will do anything to get out of this movie!
[The car rolls down the cliff and explodes.]
In an unforeseen tragedy, the two actors were not in the car at the time of the crash!
[Kevin and his friend watch the "flames" from the explosion.]
Look at that guy wave the gel in front of the light!
[A farmer is walking his cow into a barn.]
Mercy, if... if you'd come in like the rest of them...
ServoMercy?
...there wouldn't be all this… this chasing.
Yeah, milk me.
[A very ancient, wrinkled woman with long hair (Lucinda) barges through the kitchen door and falls to the floor.]
ServoGrandma Kramer!
A kabuki actor's been hit!
. . .
What happened? What have you done?
I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade!
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EEmily69 quotes
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MMax22 quotes
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